"I truly wish I had your forehead"

Lauren posted a selfie on LinkedIn to explain that her Gryffindor sweatshirt matches her color season, even though she is not a Gryffindor.

Oct 6 • Lauren Aquilino and Sydney Mulligan

1

September 2026

Audrey Harze sat in our hosting chairs and lived to tell about it

We told Audrey Harze she’d get to guest-host with us ahead of MOPZA, this year’s marketing ops event going fully virtual in October.

Sep 22 • Lauren Aquilino and Sydney Mulligan

1

I told my daughter I hope she hates horseback riding

Lauren’s in-laws bought her youngest horseback riding lessons for her birthday.

Sep 9 • Lauren Aquilino and Sydney Mulligan

1

August 2026

His team is called AI BS and no one thought it through

Josh walked past the EMMIE Collective tattoo booth at a work conference, looked down at his own calf, and decided that was the moment.

Aug 12 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

1

July 2026

We gave Ethan a promotion and a trash verdict in the same episode

Three minutes into this episode, Lauren stops the bit entirely and says: “I would like to officially announce Ethan in his new transition and new role…

Jul 31 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

1

Alexander got fired from two sales jobs. Then he built a career on saying so.

Alexander DeMoulin walked in ready to talk ICPs and pick-list values.

Jul 15 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

1

Verdict: not holistically trash (but it's close)

Sydney got triple-called.

Jul 3 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

2

June 2026

We Had to Cancel Our Work Trip Because of a Cartel. So We Went to Medieval Times.

The annual EMMIE consultant retreat was supposed to be Playa del Carmen.

Jun 17 • Lauren Aquilino and Sydney Mulligan

1

AI Is Posting Bounties and We Are the Meatspace

The robots are now our bosses

Jun 4 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

1

May 2026

We Got Posted on LinkedIn Lunatics. One of Us Took It Well.

We Made LinkedIn Lunatics.

May 20 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

2

My 4-year-old met the mayor. She thought he made the snow.

Season four of Pretty Funny Business is here.

May 5 • Sydney Mulligan and Lauren Aquilino

1

January 2026

As promised... the evidence 👀

Business on top 🤝 party on the bottom.

Jan 6 • Lauren

1

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