Lauren posted a selfie on LinkedIn to explain that her Gryffindor sweatshirt matches her color season, even though she is not a Gryffindor. A third-degree connection she has never met replied: “I truly wish I had your forehead.”
Lauren asked, politely, what exactly she liked about it. No reply. Meanwhile a stranger told Sydney to “go take care of your own child or keep your legs closed” because she tried to hire a nanny, and a TikTok commenter wanted to know what kind of mom goes to bed during her kid’s sleepover.
Also on the episode:
The web form that lost 70 of 120 leads before they reached Salesforce
The five dudes in a trench coat behind every reorg
Why your Frankenstack is named after the wrong person
The T-shirt we probably have to make now
And we still have no idea how Frankenstein ends.
Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
Keep your foreheads neutral,
Lauren and Sydney
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